ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

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unamusedsloth:

He is too strong!

unamusedsloth:

He is too strong!


surprisebitch:

bitch wont get out of the way

surprisebitch:

bitch wont get out of the way

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screamandshout:

levelonehulkling:

screamandshout:

hello friends britney is here

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goodbye friends britney is gone

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Stay gone

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itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

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perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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rabioheab:

i wonder if anyone on this website has ever seen the movie “mean girls”

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guystud:

*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

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psyducker:

this is literally my favorite trend ever please never let this die

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liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

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